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empress-of-derp:

onlyblackgirl:

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and kraft singles

That pack of kraft cheese got more singles than she do tho.

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— 16 hours ago with 40462 notes

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him

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— 3 days ago with 68297 notes

liamnpayne:

when people correct ur grammar on the internet 

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— 4 days ago with 228276 notes

petcanadian:

in canada we don’t become famous we become famoose

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— 5 days ago with 60540 notes
THE FIRST TEN LIES THEY TELL YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL

thebadwolfthatwaited:

1. We are here to help you.
2. You will have enough time to get to your class before
the bell rings.
3. The dress code will be enforced.
4. No smoking is allowed on school grounds.
5. Our football team will win the championship this year.
6. We expect more of you here.
7. Guidance counselors are always available to listen.
8. Your schedule was created with your needs in mind.
9. Your locker combination is private.
10. These will be the years you look back on fondly.

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— 6 days ago with 5281 notes
#there are people to help you but they are useless as fuck 

sigurrossgeller:

comicshans:

I googled ‘knockoff mcdonalds’ and was not disappointed

Michael Alone

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— 6 days ago with 95091 notes

the senior center across the street is having karaoke night and dam… these old people can sing

— 6 days ago